Bugging Beans

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Bugging Beans

I feel like I just hoed the cornfield
Mom says and sinks
deeper into the sofa cushions.

I hold her parchment hands,
smile at her fresh expression,
no small victory over a nine pound
weight loss the past two weeks,
anemia caused by evasive internal bleeding.

I’ve never heard that one before,
I say and provoke her eyes to flutter
with a trace of wit,
a stronghold of memory
still holding her childhood hostage.
I bet I know what you hated
most about farming.

Oh yes, Mom’s face animates.
Bugging beans. 
We’d pick the bugs off the beans
and drop them in a can
with a bit of kerosene.

She revives for a cup of tea,
pushes her walker around the house,
returns to the sofa and her mother’s quilt.

Honey, I’m at the end, she confides.

Well, there’s one good thing
about the finish line, Mom.

Her eyes wait.

You won’t have to bug beans.

The one who gave me life
blinks, smiles. I pull familiar
patchwork patterns to her chin.

She rests from hoeing the cornfield.



Iris Lee Underwood

Mel waters his beans, first crop he's planted. Mom lives in our garden. 

Summertime Gatherings for The Mantle





Half past five they flew in by instinct and divine assignment. They eyed our open windows and perched on silver maple, Bradford pear, pine, and redbud branches.
They gathered above the blessed, cool dew following a heat wave—sang me awake with their Ode to Joy as songbirds are designed to do.
“This is the day the Lord has made,” they declared. “We will rejoice and be glad in it.”
Indeed, these creatures praised a remarkable morning, a day of another gathering long anticipated in our household. Since April’s thaw, our birds have observed where my husband and I have walked, the labor of our hearts and hands to plant food, prune lavender, and groom flower gardens in good time for the Seventh of July.
Our robins, wrens, and bluebirds sensed we grew something special, but being birds, they couldn’t see the celebration we planned. Rather, they fussed when we disturbed their nests and tidied their messes.
In their innocence, they forgave our trespasses and sang until they could sing no more. Scattered chirps from those who must have the last note surrendered to dawn—the open gate to a meeting of old and new friends to witness a dream come true: the release of my first novel.
High noon our guests drove in, and by everyone’s observation, strolled down the hill under the most pleasant sky of summertime. Good reason for Michiganders to roam and make new acquaintances.

I rang the dinner bell under the shelter of the pavilion and welcomed one and all to our tables. Without meddling and mishap, the birds serenaded us in those glorious hours of fellowship and sustenance. Their wings fanned the air above my head as I read about the writing process, the faith required to develop, complete, and bind a book.
Robins sang outside our former gift shop windows where The Mantle waited in stacks upon our repurposed dining room table. The Englander Triangle purchase of forty years ago served perfectly the auspicious occasion of signing books.
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Joyce Harlukowicz, retired Imlay City public school educator and artist of The Mantle’s illustrations, sat by my side. In a condition of awe and gratitude, we penned our names on the title page for our guests.
At five the barn wood tables and benches sat silent in the afterglow of gentle laughter and conversation. Slanting sunlight infused the blue canning jars filled with flowers and ferns.
I collected the twenty-two bouquets I had arranged with a volunteer who called in May to learn about growing lavender. Like our birds, she’s nested here, drives in one day a week to work where needed.
Huddled on my potting table, the mass of daisies, calendula, and larkspur held my breath with their beauty. How could I pitch them into the compost bin when they showed no sign of wilting?
With regret, dear Reader. But before I did, I shot my only photo of the day’s gatherings, a proverb hung on the wall above.
“It’s a wonderful life,” the birds sang at sundown.

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Observations While Zesting Lemons

Lemons to zest for Cook's Farm Dairy Lavender Lemon Ice Cream 
By Iris Lee Underwood, July 2014
I hold a lemon in my left hand,
splotched with liver spots
(my hand, not the lemon), and scrape
the zester over it (the lemon, not my hand),
up and down with my right hand,
also freckled with age, at the end
of a fine June day, just four
sunsets into summer, the tenth
of my zesting lemons occupation, and feel
relief in my shoulders, back and hips
after a long day on the farm.

For I perceive from my kitchen window
the days decreasing and know this
July concludes the necessity to zest
piles of lemons to pair with lavender
ice cream, scones, and lemonade –
not that I am not fond
of the clean scent of lemons –
it’s just enough zesting for a lifetime,
I reckon, and smile as the Muse sings
her song of a new season, one of more words
in hand – and less lemons.

Less lemons, dear Reader? Enough zesting for a lifetime? What was I thinking four summers ago?
           In this kitchen, there’s no such thing as a retired zester—my trusty Microplane with a razor-sharp stainless steel blade. A new season, particularly one with more words, will not be denied its due celebration with the farm’s favorite foods.
In other words, our barn wood tables and benches await my book release party July 7, and I’m also the cook.
           Fifty bald lemons later, I ask you, isn’t it wondrous how a lemon fits into the palm of your hand? Doesn’t matter which end is up, bloom or stem—nipple or navel if you prefer anatomical terms. That’s between you, the lemons, and zester.
By the way, avoid lemons on steroids. They’re too swollen to cradle with your fingers. After all, the objective is to relax and zest, listen to your favorite radio station, or birdsong, or sing your own heart out for a good, long while.
Perhaps you’ll see a semblance in the zester’s movement to that of a bow upon violin strings. The faster the music’s tempo, the faster the zesting.
Today while I zested lemons to freeze for ice cream and scones, WRCJ aired Rachmaninoff’s Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini. Truly, the timeless interlude lifted for the movie Somewhere in Time is rapturous. Again, my skin tingled as naturally as the taste of lemon puckers my lips.
My first memory of the sour flavor of lemons is set in Detroit’s Edgewater Park. One of my kinfolk walked away from a lemonade stand with a cup filled with ice, sugar, and a lemon sliced in half and squeezed. One happy lad, he sucked on the sugary pulp while we strolled by the roaring roller coaster filled with screaming people.
Such memories justify time spent with lemons to gather folk who’ve guided me to this remarkable moment as an author.
Yes, I reckoned wrong four years ago. I’ve observed again what I’d forgotten—the solitary and communal benefits of zesting lemons.